mr programmable says

boy. sweden. gay. 28. eccentric. music. pop culture. zombies. madonna. tori amos. lady gaga. kate bush. south park. american horror story. joan crawford.
frances conroy. six feet under. american beauty. jessica lange. men.

Going to Prague tomorrow morning to see Kylie, I can’t wait. Going to be great to see Kylie again! :D

unfuckthereallife:

trrillest:

firstgingerdoctor:

mother. friggin’. space. man.
x

And some people still think we’re alone here

I’m disappointed there was no Jesus saying “Don’t smoke weed” in the end of the post

(via whimsicalabyss)

things-inbetween:

My dearest friend, if you don’t mind;
I’d like to join you by your side.

This.

(via whimsicalabyss)

only-slightly-obsessive:

smurflewis:

tyleroakley:

They are ruining marriage, by setting the bar WAY too high. 

Perfect couple is perfect.

Perfectly perfect perfection.

Actual footage of gays destroying America

Thar last one is insane

(via whimsicalabyss)

dear-monday:

if this isn’t the best thing you’ve seen all day then I don’t know what to tell you

(via world-of-fabulous)

sayyoulovechristinemcvie:

chiff0n—head:

running-through-the-garden:

I think it’s rule, in the Stevie Nicks fandom, that if this shows up on your blog you have to reblog it. 

It is

sayyoulovechristinemcvie:

chiff0n—head:

running-through-the-garden:

I think it’s rule, in the Stevie Nicks fandom, that if this shows up on your blog you have to reblog it. 

It is

(via vilhe)

sleepybrowneyes:

seifukucat:

googled “dog swearing” and wasn’t disappointed

His fucking look of determination. Like, “you’re going to fucking jail Greg.”

(via seventhdimension7)

dirudo:

Making a cool new friend

image

(via brideoffrankenstien)

Happy Birthday, my love. I hope you eat a lot of cake today! ♥

Happy Birthday, my love. I hope you eat a lot of cake today! 

royalbloood:

communicates with the dead *maintains pristine eyebrow game*

Gets put into insane Asylum, kidnapped, and raped

*maintains pristine eyebrow game*

Burn eyes off *maintains pristine eyebrow game*

has two heads and four eyebrows *maintains pristine eyebrow game 4x*

(via i-party-with-frances-conroy)

vuittonbrown:

when your hairdresser finds out you fuckin her man

image

(via toriamosvevo)

abigaildonaldson:

The writers of That ’70s Show must feel weirdly powerful right now.

(via shadowlil)

natashasledger:

my problem is that i like boys in theory but not in practice so if i see a cute boy i’m like “damn i would” but when faced with actually dating one i’m just like “nah”

(via shadowlil)

  • Me: *gets on bus* omg everyone is watching me and judging me and they're going to laugh when the bus starts and im not sitting down, omg dont put your ticket in the wrong way or everyone will judge you and laugh at you.
  • Me: *goes to pay for shopping* omg what if I dont have enough money? *counts money out 20 times* what if I look stupid, or say the wrong thing? am I standing in the right spot even? What if someone else wants to get past and im in the way, omg.
  • Me: *says hey to someone online* omg, they arent replying, holy shit why am I so annoying? what if they tell their friends how annoying and lame I am? Why am I like this, holy shit.
  • Me: *meets someone new* What if they dont like me and dont want me to be around, I shouldnt have met them, im going to be a burden, they're probably critisizing me right now, why am I the way I am?